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The 5 Greatest Things. Good and Bad. 5 things I haven�t done and will never do.Eat a full out vegetarian meal. Nothing is worse than knowing everything on your plate, which you are eating, is healthy. Bluch! Throw some meat on there. Heck, make a meal full of chocolate! Allow some punk kid working the local Shell station to pump my gas for me. No matter how freakin cold it is outside, I can do it myself thank you. It�s my car. I will pump my own gas. Wear high tops and leg warmers. Heard a rumor those were back in style. It�s an unfortunate style. Not considered a style actually- it is an accident. A freak occurrence. Buy a KIA. Have you seen what those things are made of? Yah that�s right, recycled tuna cans. Bad idea. Ask anyone what they REALLY think of me. Forget that! If I actually knew what people thought of me, I would have some issues. We�ll just leave it all as a secret. 5 things I�ve never done and plan to do. Drive a standard. Looks too complicated for me. Not saying that I can�t handle two things at once but man. One day� maybe for kicks, I will buy my next car as a Standard. Oohh. Risky. 3 men at once? I am going to leave it just like that. Ha. You can think about how to interpret that. Hee hee hee� Go to Italy. I want to eat pasta with the dudes who created the succulent dish. Mmm pasta. Mom, if you are reading this, could we have pasta tonite? Have a hot man serve me drinks with an umbrella in it. Just the thought of that makes me quiver at the knees. Maybe I should plan a trip. Get rid of my headaches once and for all. It will be an amazing task and I am not sure as to where to begin. I�ll get away from the drugs and just� wow. I have no idea how to even start with that. Any ideas? Heli-Skiing. Even the thought of it excites me. One day� oh. I guess I should learn how to board a little better eh? 0 Comments:
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