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Top ten reasons why I rock. 10. I talk to myself in the car.It's usually loud and includes various types of four letter words and there might be the occasional fist flying in the air. But I still talk to myself... and thats ok. 9. I sing to myself in the car. Everyone sings to themselves in the mirror - but to do it with such style takes a pro - and that's me! 8. I can get ready in the morning in like 10 minutes. Ok maybe 15. I wake up at 7.05 am and am out of the house by 7.30 am at the latest. Ok- you do the math. 7. I am cute. Maybe not anymore but I have a couple cute baby picts. A lot of naked ones... 6. I can eat lots and lots of food and not get fat. Ok that's a lie. My pants are feeling a little tight right now. But I use to be able to do that. 5. I drive a Civic. Seen the commercial civic nation? Yah. Well it's cool. I drive one of those. Beat that! 4. I have sent myself back to school to take courses. And quite frankly if one more person asks me why the heck I am taking a "boring writing class" I might just clock them. Really kids - technical writing is fun! 3. I am a Scorpio. And aren't we the most intimidating, most powerful, most... bestest? 2. I can edit like no one's business. Watch out for me and my big bad pink pen! 1. Because. I think thats a good enough reason for me. 0 Comments:
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