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Was it a full service lube job? Scenario.I am walking downtown, minding my own business, checking out the cars and drivers as they pass. Usually when you see someone smile in his or her car when they are alone, it is because they heard something funny on the radio or are on their cell phone. It doesn't usually occur to me that they are being, *ahem*, pleasured. Ladies and gentlemen, ok. I applaud your multi-talent while at the wheel, but for heavens sakes- at least get private windows. Yikes. This scenario isn't that unusual actually. I have seen it a fair number of times while driving down the innocent streets of Calgary, or down the highway. But each time- I can't help but gawk. The willingness of people in the privacy of their cars astounds me because really- being in your car isn't that private. Now imagine this scenario. You are driving down a rather busy street when your five year old daughter says to you, "Why is that man hurting the lady and why don't they have clothes on". Perplexed, you look over to the SUV beside you and don't see anything. So you ask her where she saw this. Then the daughter replies, "On the tv in his truck". You pull just behind the SUV only to find that the man driving the vehicle was watching porn while driving. Then your daughter begins to ask questions you really aren't prepared to talk about. Could you imagine? Sure having a dvd player in your $90,000 gas guzzling SUV is great and handy for long trips with your 5 kids. But really- driving around in broad daylight watching porn? I hope you remember to put the proper dvd on when on those long trips. How would you explain that one? I am all for freedom of whatever, but I really really don't want to see a passenger in a neighbouring vehicle wiping her face after the drivers "service". Save that for at home- or at least your garage. Posted by Bella at 8:31 PM# 0 Comments:
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