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Why is it that the hot good guy always gets it in the end? Tonite I saw Troy. For the past couple months I have been totally hyped about this movie for the primary reason being that Brad Pitt was in it. Brad has not been in a movie in ages- so I was pretty stoked to see his God-like body in action. And what sweet sweet action that was too... (hold on, cleaning up).There were some lookers in this flick for sure. Orlando Bloom (plays a bit of a wuss actually- major turn off. He was hot hot hot until he opened his mouth and whined), Eric Bana (can you say buff? Ow ow!), and of course- Mr. Brad Pitt. Oh baby the action scenes where Brad was kickin' some dudes ass were amazing. The scene where Brad was wearing nothing and the only thing hiding his 'essentials' was the damn camera guy and his narrow camera angle was even better! Oh Brad... Anyways, in the end- (and if you don't know a thing about greek mythology and wars, etc- and if you DON'T want to know the end to this movie- don't read any further. Don't tell me I didn't warn ya...) Brad's character, Achilles, gets it. He gets it right in the heel by the damn wuss Orlando. What a joke. And that was it. Done. Bam. Brad dies. Hi??? If I could rewrite history and Brad was ACTUALLY this greek dude Achilles- he WOULD be ruler over the country- heck, over the world. He wouldn't die, he wouldn't fall in love with any other chick- he would be with me and we would live a happy life of living in Greece eating grapes and basking in the sun. What a sweet sweet life that would be. Maybe we can rewrite the ending... {enter Megan- Goddess of Everything. Megan walks to Achilles and with a faint sigh} "Oh Achilles- take me now! Forget this Greek land. We can call a halt to this bloodshed and just make love for the rest of our lives on this Greek patio." {Achilles grabs Megan Goddess of Everything in his arms with such an embrace it takes her breath away} "Oh Megan Goddess of Everything- there is nothing I desire more- let us go and eat grapes under the sun on this beautiful Greek patio which I have killed many innocent people for." {Megan Goddess of Everything looks deep into Achilles eyes and offers a deep sigh of relief. Achilles throws down his sword and kisses Megan Goddess of Everything. Scene ends with sappy music playing and doves flying overhead of the Greek patio} Now only if the screenwriters could see me now... now THAT would be an ending! I would see it again, and again and again... Posted by Bella at 2:14 AM# 0 Comments:
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