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Doctor says what? Remember when you were younger and your parents told you not to do something? Remember how mad that made you? And remember how you did it anyways?I am the lucky recipient of stellar migraines. Oh baby let me tell you just how much fun those are... About a year or so ago, my doctor informed me that the migraine triggers include the following: Chocolate: Rrrright. Because I am going to give up that goodness for a little pain some funky drugs will fix for me? Yiah. Next! Oh, have I also mentioned that an amazing chocolate fix will do the same for me as sex? Something?s are just easier to find... Citrus fruits: Ya'll know I am not much of a drinker so I do enjoy the half lemonade-half Coke (or Pepsi if it's available!) mix. Lemonade is a citrus fruit. So hot-damn. The occasional lime is also a nice option in the Coke. Now, my doctor wants to take that away from me. Orange juice is also citrus. Why do the Gods hate me so? Peanut Butter: For the past week, I have indulged in a peanut butter sandwich on sesame seed bread followed by two Advil migraine gel-tabs. I just can't give up peanut butter. What else am I going to have for lunch? Annoying stupid people: Well. This one is actually a tried, tested, and true trigger of wickedly bad migraines. It is too bad. I can handle the kick-ass pain of the PB sandwiches, the rich chocolate fondues and chocolate bars, and even the excruciating pain of the citrus fruits- but hold me dear Jesus when an annoying stupid person walks into my office. Now excuse me while I have my PB sandwich for lunch followed by some Smarties. Posted by Bella at 12:01 PM# 0 Comments:
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