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Dill-hole drivers, painful bike seats, funky tasting Margartias, and lots of moo-cows. Long weekend adventures are always fun. But- they are also expensive. Let's calculate.Alistair was in dire need of a half tank of gas at the local Shell station: $18.00 (plus two bottles of water to make it over $20 so I could get an Airmile. Oh- and the $5 for the non-winning lottery ticket I was sold) Stopped for some tasty beef jerky in Longview: I didn't pay for it- but the pressure applied to my brakes to stop at the last minute to get some of this goodness- that will put a dent in the wallet for sure soon... Seeing the Civic dude speed past me: Priceless as he got pulled over. Ha ha. Sucker. After pulling into Fernie, we were a little hungry: Boston Pizza goodness- didn't pay for it again, but reaped the rewards from triple Airmiles! Although, endured a painful drink of grapefruit juice and Malibu rum. Um yah- can you said "Mistake?" Walked aimlessly around Fernie to walk off dinner: Power in the valley goes out, stub my toe numerous times on the curbs. The cost of the pain was astronomical. That continued for oh- about an hour and a half. Next day adventures cost me more: bike rental was free, helmet rental was free. After trying to make it up the hill that Andrel said was "an easy ride", I felt old and lethargic. Note to self: exercise more often. Went shopping downtown after painful bike riding: Didn't buy anything- well, except for that one thing. Mmmmm chocolate goodness. Imagine this- a waffle cone wrapped tightly, dipped in chocolate and filled with caramel. Um- yum!?! Dinner at a Fernie Mexican restaurant: Rrrrrrrrright. It was good actually. Cheap... well... pretty much. Bought a margarita I didn't drink: $6.95. Ouch. After stumbling back to out host's house, we decided to venture out and get a movie: Didn't pay for the rental, or the licorice, or the buttery popcorn goodness for that matter. So I guess I was just riding the coat-tails of that one. Next day woke up to the horrible sound of some churchy singers singing in the park: It's early- why must people sing at that time in the morning? Ok. So it was 10 a.m. but still... Mosied over to Farmers Market. One word: Ban Hippies! Oh- that was two... Stinking "pechoolie oil" and hemp everywhere... bah! Went to Jamochas for a drink and half a cookie: customer service is obviously not a priority in the little mountain town. I didn't pay for either of these, but felt the cold wrath of the cashier. Brrrrrr.... Decided to go to Timmy's for an ice cap and take off from Fernie: ended up buying a bottle of water, chocolate ice cap and a peanut butter cookie. $6 and change. It was good... mmmm peanut butter cookies... Drove through Cranhole to Kimberley and checked out the sites: almost got run over by a large SUV and almost ran into a camper who obviously didn't know the rules of the road - "Do NOT turn around in the turnoff lane- that lane is for merging- not turning your camper around". Stupid drivers Went to the husky station for fresh fruit: Not so fresh fruit actually, lots of mould on fruits. Ew. Bought a pint of blackberries for dad, bag of chips for me, and some dried apricot for the ride home- spent about $8. Bought gas in Kimberley at the Shell station: in order to make it $20 for the Airmiles- bought a drink. Stopped over in Radium for a bathroom break: bought a slurpee and licorice (I don't remember if I paid for that) Hit the BC/AB provincial border and automatically freeze: Hm. A/C off. Heat gets turned on. Make it home with minor dents and bruises from the weekend: I think Alistair endured most of the pain- he had bug guts all over him. And the occasional rock chip on the windshield. Total price for the weekend: I lost count. Meh. All in all, great weekend. Too bad long weekends don't actually feel that long. Maybe next long weekend I'll run away to Mexico. Weeeeeee!!!!! 0 Comments:
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