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Thursday, March 17 

The IQ of a deck chair.

Just a sample of the winners making the news tonite:

The federal government wants to hike the rent for the Calgary International Airport to $56 million a year, which is a 124% increase from what it is now.
Edmonton's airport is going to jump from $4 million to $24 million a year. I wonder who is paying for that... those poor travelers.

Two Sikhs get away with Canada's largest mass murder after the Air India bombing.
Over $130 million spent on this 20 year trial. So, uh, if it wasn't these two dudes- who was it? Another hrm. I know who my finger is pointing towards.

Jetsgo former top guy says he has "deep sorrow" for the employees and the passengers who got screwed over in the airline being shut down.
Maybe the sympathy cards should have being sent back 8 months ago when they reported a $55 million dollar loss.

US plans to appeal cattle border opening.
Here's an idea- get a catapult, throw the cows over. Why not?

Nasty Girls dancer Honey Houston demands more action be taken against Gauntlet Editor Ben Li besides the suspension.
Hm. Maybe she could apologize for even starting this issue by dancing for him.

Scott Peterson, the sick fuck who murdered his wife and baby, is sentenced to the death penalty.
Too bad he'll probably die by old age behind bars before the lethal injection even gets close to him.

6 Comments:

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The federal government wants to hike the rent for the Calgary International Airport to $56 million a year, which is a 124% increase from what it is now.
Edmonton's airport is going to jump from $4 million to $24 million a year. I wonder who is paying for that... those poor travelers. THAT?S WHY I DRIVE EVERYWHERE?

Two Sikhs get away with Canada's largest mass murder after the Air India bombing.
Over $130 million spent on this 20 year trial. So, uh, if it wasn't these two dudes- who was it? Another hrm. I know who my finger is pointing towards. SOME RELIGEOUS FANATICS? WOW ANOTHER SPEEDY TRIAL. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE USED A TRIBUNAL

Jetsgo former top guy says he has "deep sorrow" for the employees and the passengers who got screwed over in the airline being shut down.
Maybe the sympathy cards should have being sent back 8 months ago when they reported a $55 million dollar loss. OPPS! SORRY ABOUT THAT! REMEMBER, JETSGO?S FIRST PRIORITY IS CUSTOMER SERVICE. THEY PROVIDE REASONABLE RATES AND ENSURE THAT THE CUSTOMERS ARE HAPPY.

US plans to appeal cattle border opening.
Here's an idea- get a catapult, throw the cows over. Why not? I GUESS THAT THIS IS ONE COUNTRY WHERE LITTLE CANUCK FLAGS WON?T BE OF ANY USE?

Nasty Girls dancer Honey Houston demands more action be taken against Gauntlet Editor Ben Li besides the suspension.
Hm. Maybe she could apologize for even starting this issue by dancing for him. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BLATANT ATTEMPTS AT A PUBLIBITY GRAB THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. I FEEL TERRIBLE FOR BEN LI.

Scott Peterson, the sick fuck who murdered his wife and baby, is sentenced to the death penalty.
Too bad he'll probably die by old age behind bars before the lethal injection even gets close to him. YAH, WE NEED A QUICKER TURN AROUND ON THESE THINGS. ?YOU WILL RECEIVE THE DEATH PENALTY, BY WAY OF OLD AGE.. YOU WILL BE LOOSELY CONFINED UNTILL DEATH?. ITS SO WISHYWASHY.

Remember kids, ALLCAPS is not bold. In fact, it's harder to read so you end up de-emphasizing the very text you'd hoped to emphasize.

Publibity!

That's why you drive everywhere?

you try writing with a phone in one ear your left hand holding another phone two jerks hounding and pestering you and a broken keyboard cause management is too cheap to replace it Hey why dont you tell me your name you pin head better yet tell me your address its people like you who are afraid to back up what they say YOU NO MIND that make the rest of us sick YOU DUMB ASS

Play nice kids.

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