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Wednesday, June 29 

Dear Aliens, Keep Tom. Just play the ol' "Beam me up Tommy" and swoosh - he's yours!

He's all convinced that there are these little aliens out in other planets; they must have actually taken over his brain from some remote universe.

He was actually kinda normal back a while ago. He wasn't dancing on sofas or telling people what drugs not to take. But now, this guy has somehow turned into a hazard to society. So, I do believe we should just put him in a room, by himself, for a little bit. Just until he cools down a bit.


But until that drastic measure takes place, I will leave it with this: I am tired of Tom Cruise. Tired of Katie Holmes kissing Tom Cruise. Tired of Tom Cruise kissing Katie Holmes. Tired of Scientology. Tired of everything that has to do with the movie War of the Worlds. Tired of his teeth. Tired of the way he acts when in any sort of spotlight. It's actually starting to look... foolish and psycho.Tired of him being in every freakin movie that comes out of Hollywood.

/end rant.

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