<$BlogRSDURL$>

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Blogarama - The Blog Directory

Thursday, August 17 

Soon we'll all be flying naked.

Authorities Warning Women Not to Wear Gel Bras As Worries of Possible Female Bombers Increase

U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft...

User Comments:

"What's next ladies, we can't be on our periods when we get on a plane cos they'll be banning sanitary pads and tampons, you just watch."

Posted by: artsyhipster Aug 16, 2006 1:12:47 PM

Hahaha. I could just imagine security asking ladies if they're on their cycle. I'd smack them.

In other news... the terrorists have officially "won" the war on terror. We can't bring baby bottles, mascara or wear gel bras on a plane. They have managed to make us so paranoid of everything that we are banning everything (including people of certain ethnicities) and wiretapping people. That's it.

1 Comments:

Israel has an excellent system for screening. They do normal bag checks, but most importantly they walk down the line talking to people asking them important questions.

Not retarded questions like 'Have you left your bags unattended?'

Questions like: 'Where are you coming from. Where do you live? Who were you visiting? How long were you there for? Why are you travelling alone?'

Questions designed to illicit odd behaviours which will single you out.

Check the internet and find out the last time an Israeli plane was hijacked.

Post a Comment